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USB Fishquarium
USB Fishquarium
"If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day. You'd love to have some kind of decoration - some bright point of color and light in your otherwise dreary existence, but the cube-police won't allow it, citing some bogus OSHA regulation or something. Something to do with not being allowed to plug personal items into the power outlet. If only there was some unregulated power source - electricity that even they couldn't complain about. What if we told you that you could have a pencil cup with a nice bright LED light to illuminate your workplace powered entirely by USB? ""Boring,"" you'd probably say, and we would agree. What if we threw in a nice clock and calendar and temperature sensor? ""Better,"" you say, ""but still not amazing."" Okay, how about if we play soothing sounds of nature designed to calm your frazzled nerves. ""For reals?"" We're not done yet. You get all that PLUS we throw in a real working fishtank so you can keep a couple aquatic friends with you while you work. ""Whut?"" you say, head cocked at a quizzical angle. No, we're absolutely serious. We've found a low-voltage USB fishtank that runs ENTIRELY off of your computers built-in USB power. Plug it in, fill it with water, and drop (gently) a betta or a couple of white-cloud minnows inside, and watch as they swim and dart about, happily frolicking on your desk! (Granted with beta fish there's less frolicking and more floating in catatonia, but you get the idea.) Suddenly, your desk isn't as depressing as it was. There is life where there was once the vampiric dead-zone of workplace efficiency. Feel refreshed as you gaze at your happy swimming friends. Hooray! Just don't forget to feed them. The tank may be USB powered, but your fish are not."
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$39.99  
Cat Hammock
Cat Hammock
"Cats don't like surprises. They like to be in control of every situation. That means having a place to rest and relax where they know they are safe and can see their mortal enemies approaching (the dog, the screaming child, and the vacuum cleaner). The Cat Hammock is the perfect relaxation vacation for your kitty. This unique sling-like hammock uses four non-slip loops to attach to almost any chair or table with two legs on each side spread between 18-27"" apart. Cat will feel safe and secure, and you've gotten them out from underfoot. Once you open that food can, though, all bets are off. Product Specifications Cat Hammock Choose black or neutral - on both fleece pad is black Gives your cat a private and safe resting place Perfect gift for cats who like to relax (aka all cats - ed. note: there is one snoring loudly next to me while I edit this) Especially good for places with limited floor space Tested with cats up to 20 lbs. Materials: Nylon/Polyester fleece Care instructions: Machine washable Fits under most chairs and small tables with four legs Each pair of legs on the same side must be between 18"" to 27"" inches apart Includes hook-and-loop straps for fastening"
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$28.99  
Cat Whack a Mole
Cat Whack a Mole
"Everyone knows the ""secret"" to getting a high score in Whack-a-Mole. That's right, getting a second or even a third set of hands to help! If you're lucky, one of the mallets won't be tied down to the machine and you can use that. Hitting the moles bare-handed stings a bit. Bring the fun of the arcade home to your kitty with Whack-a-Mouse! Choose your game board first: one side is a paw with five openings, the other is a grid of nine openings. Then use the patented mouse-on-a-stick to pop the rodent through holes to taunt Kitty. Your cat will be thwapping the mouse in no time. Scoreboard not included, but we figure you can do the math in your head by now. Product Specifications Whack-a-Mouse interactive game for cats Two sided game board (paw on one, grid on the other) Poke the mouse-on-a-stick up through the holes Kitty will THWAP the mouse to kill it for points Reward kitty with tickets to redeem for treats later Dimensions: approx 10"" x 10"" x 3.5"""
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$9.99  
Cat Owner's Manual
Cat Owner's Manual
"You've broken the news to your kitteh that cheezburger is not cat fud. But when your kitty starts tearing up the furniture, spraying on the walls, and getting in a battle royale with your toddler, what's a cat owner to do? They don't exactly give you a handy dandy user manual when you buy a cat. If you buy an electronic gadget, it comes with a great manual in English, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Japanese. Sure, most of the time we just chuck it to the side and start tinkering, but sometimes, we have to reference it for the trickier parts. The Cat Owner's Manual is written in the technical style you know and love from those electronic gadgets you own and it's full of photos and diagrams that look like they come from our favorite furniture store for college kids and divorced men. (You know the one - if you don't have a home, you can buy one there.) Celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner teams up with acclaimed author Sam Stall to provide a book chock full of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners. Start out with the ""parts list"" (in which we learn that nipples are preinstalled docking ports for peripherals, but are inoperable in male models due to circuitry), move on to the many makes and models, home installation, programming, fuel requirements, maintenance, and much more."
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$12.99  
Catty Stacks Modular Cat Condos
Catty Stacks Modular Cat Condos
Cats are sort of like babies in that they tend to love the bags and the boxes that new toys come in more than the actual toy themselves. Give a cat a box and she can play for hours trying to discover the untold secrets of every last corner of that cardboard mystery. Rather than wasting anymore time with toys, why not just get your cat her heart's desire: moar boxes! Build your cat a box mansion with these stackable, superstrong Catty Stacks Modular Cat Condos. Big or small, nimble or not, Catty Stacks are made from strong Corrugated Ultraboard that can handle cats up to 20 pounds. Stack Catty Stacks high and low and your cat can explore, jump, play, hide, and scratch the day away. Product Specifications Catty Stacks Modular Cat Condos Lets you design and redesign a structure for your cat Great gift for anyone with a cat or two Capacity: Suitable for cats up to 20 lbs each Dimensions: 16" x 16" x 15"; Sideholes are 6.25" in diameter with optional 10.5" removable side opening; Top/bottom holes are 5.5" in diameter Weight: 2.5 lbs. each
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$54.99  
Mazee - 3D Ball Puzzle for Dogs
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Mazee - 3D Ball Puzzle for Dogs
If your dog is constantly underfoot and driving you bonkers, it's likely because you haven't given her enough to do. Dogs love to work, especially when the reward for that work is edible. We've tried standard treat balls, but our dogs outsmart them pretty quickly. Roll, chomp. Roll, chomp. Roll, chomp. Thirty seconds later, she's baaaaaaack and bored again. What sets Mazee apart is what's inside: a maze! No longer will the treats fall easily from the ball. Instead, they will roll along the inside of the maze much like the metal ball rolls inside your Perplexus human puzzle. No more roll, chomp, done. It'll be roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, chomp. Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, paw, paw, roll, roll, paw, roll, paw, chomp. Start with rounded treats for an easy challenge and work up to small biscuits and other odd-shaped edibles. A busy dog is a happy dog is a tuckered out dog. It all starts with Mazee! Product Specifications Engaging, rewarding, and fun treat toy for dogs Designed for long-lasting play: keeps 'em busy! Pliable but tough outer shell with a maze inside Fill with treats, shake it up, and let your dog puzzle 'em out This toy is intended for puzzle play, not chewing Non-toxic, made of recyclable materials To clean: Fill with hot water, shake vigorously, rinse Dimensions: 5" diameter
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$12.99   $16.99   (Save 24%)
Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
"""Oh, hello, weakling human owner. I see you have returned to your pathetic abode again with nothing better to do than to bother me all day. Haven't you noticed that I do not need you? You provide me with food? So what! I could hunt for food if I really wanted to. You provide me with love? Ha! Who really needs the extra love and attention around here? I will put up with you for now, but remember, I am always watching you...especially when you are sleeping."" Does your favorite feline have an inner evil side that just terrifies you? Put a bit of a warning sign on that thing with this Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats. Just a warning though, your cat may hate you even more for making him wear this thing. Product Specifications An inflatable Unicorn horn for your cat Straps to your cat's head to reflect his inner evil Great gift for your favorite uppity cat Materials: Vinyl with elastic strap Dimensions: 5.5 inches long"
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$4.99  
Zombie Foot Dog Toy
Zombie Foot Dog Toy
"Our copywriter monkey would like to admit something. When she's not watching full series of sci-fi shows on Netflix or cheering for the survivors on The Walking Dead, she's an ID Addict. Yep, true crime. The best part about true crime shows (other than stupid criminals)? Search and rescue dogs! There's nothing cooler than a pup who can follow their nose straight to a missing child, an escaped baddie, or (grossest case scenario) a dead body. Now, you don't want your average neighborhood poochie coming home with the decomposing foot of a missing person... but if we were in a zombie apocalypse situation, all rules go out the window. We're sure that all the Petsmarts were looted in the first week of society's downfall. (Shelf stable, high protein foodstuff? You'd eat it to survive.) Give your furry friend this squishy vinyl zombie foot and teach them that zombies are for chomping. Product Specifications Squishy vinyl zombie foot for dog chomping Green and ""bloody"" with exposed leg bone Squeaker inside to get your pup riled up Suitable for casual chewers Dimensions: approx. 6"" long"
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$9.99  
100% Wool Dog Toy - Cat
100% Wool Dog Toy - Cat
Isabella Cane 100% Wool Dog Toy Your precious pooch deserves the best. Handcrafted in Nepal by local artisans, each wool toy is as unique as it is beautiful. What a thoughtful and creative gift for the canine connoisseur in your life. What You Get Dog toy Good to Know Dog toys are for supervised play only. While it is normal for dogs to chew on or tear their toys, do not allow your dog to eat this toy. Make sure this toy is not something your dog can swallow. If your dog chews off any small pieces, throw those pieces away.
Isabella Cane
$26.95  
Zombie Dog Collar
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Zombie Dog Collar
Until quite recently, it was impossible to see the activity in a dog's brain. But thanks to Science (and lots of training), it has happened! Two dogs were trained to enter the MRI machine, lay with their head on a chin rest, and be perfectly still. The humans would give a hand signal that would mean "I'm going to give you a piece of hot dog!" and the researchers could see the caudate region of the brain light up, proving what we all know already. Dogs freakin' love hot dogs. It's a good thing, too, since you'll both be eating quite a bit of canned meat when the zombie apocalypse happens. Hoping your pup survives the apocalypse with brains intact? The Zombie Dog Collar features a zombielicious print, a strong nylon strap, and a welded stainless steel D ring for easy leash attachment. When it's time to go naked, it pops off with the press of a button. Product Specifications Super fun collar for survivor dogs Strong nylon webbing with zombielicious artwork Welded stainless steel D ring for attaching your leash Push the button to release the collar Sizes (measure current collar from buckle to the hole used to secure it): Small: 9-15" Medium: 11-17" Large: 15-26"
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$4.99   $19.99   (Save 75%)
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